The Stories
 
September 27, 2001...The Horrors That You Have Seen
September 6, 2001...Something Old, Something New
September 5, 2001...Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect
August 30, 2001...The Handsomest Man in New York
August 27, 2001...Death of a Flapper
August 15, 2001...Blink (A fictional microstory)
August 6, 2001...Weird Scenes Inside the Gold Mine
July 8, 2001...This Side of Paradise
June 21, 2001...Softly She Sighs
February 22, 2001...Howl 2001
February 22, 2001...Noises Off
February 14, 2001...This, Too, Shall Pass
January 22, 2001...The Boys Who Make The Noise
January 12, 2001...Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do
January 5, 2001...Top of the Heap
December 22, 2000... Thighs Wide Shut
December 19, 2000...As Long as You Are
November 21, 2000...Lunch
November 11, 2000...Saving General Ryan
September 15, 2000...The Brides Wore White
September 6, 2000...Men Behaving Badly
August 3, 2000...Last Tango in Paramus
July 24, 2000...Form Over Function
July 24, 2000...The Greatest Story Never Told
June 27, 2000...Courtesy is Contagious
June 6, 2000...Oh, The Places You Won't Go
June 1, 2000...Britney Rules the Waves
May 25, 2000...The Minstrel in the Gallery
May 19, 2000...The Parable of the Dog
April 20, 2000...Pure Plays, Martinis, and Broads
April 3, 2000...Boys of Summer  
March 24, 2000...Solidarity
April 14, 2000...That Woman  
March 12, 2000...82 Million Germans Can't be Wrong
March 03, 2000...Citizen McCain
March 02, 2000...Dream Lover
Feb. 25, 2000...Sunshine On the Water
Feb. 18, 2000...A Change is Gonna Come...Later
Feb. 04, 2000...Touchdown Jesus
Jan. 28, 2000...Another Day Older and Deeper in Debt
Jan. 21, 2000...A Fortnight of Fun
Dec. 31, 1999...Dionne Warwick He's Not
Dec. 26, 1999...Closer to the Heart

Dec. 16, 1999...Nothing's Gonna Change My World
Dec. 10, 1999...The Long and Winding Road
Nov. 19, 1999...A Trip to Bountiful
Nov.12...Belle
Nov. 11...Download This

Oct. 22, 1999...Fight Club
Oct.13, 1999...If That’s Your Beagle, Well He Wasn’t Last Night
Oct. 4, 1999...The Man in the Mirror
Sept. 23, 1999...La Vie en Rose
Sept. 22, 1999...Hand Jive
Sept. 15, 1999...Shut Up, Sit Down
Sept. 13, 1999...With Malice Towards None
Sept. 6, 1999...Mountains O'Mourne
Aug. 6, 1999...Juke Box Zero
Aug. 2, 1999...Summer Night
July 27, 1999...Right, Brilliant, Sorry, Fantastic, Lovely
June 29, 1999...I Wish They All Could be Oshawa, Ontario Girls
Jan. 15, 1999...Girl Power
Dec. 5, 1998...This is the End
Dec. 4, 1998...The Case of the Ass
Dec. 3, 1998...Hope I Die Before I Get Old
Dec. 1, 1998...In Fear of a Black Planet
Nov. 25, 1999...I Come From a Land Down Under
Nov. 25, 1999...Portrait of the Artist as Young Man
Nov. 18, 1998...My Dog's No Fag
Nov. 17, 1998...Happiness is a Warm Gun
Nov. 12, 1998...The Lady is a Tramp
Nov. 9, 1998...Boyz in the Hood
Nov. 5, 1998...Mid-Day on the Platform of Dull and Boring
Nov. 4, 1998...What to Do?
Oct. 30, 1998...The Rain in Spain
Oct. 28, 1998...The Wild Ones
Oct. 22, 1998...One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
Oct. 20, 1998...Arizona, Why Don't You Come My Way?
Oct. 16, 1998...Kesselschlact
Oct. 5, 1998...Private Ryan's Parts
Sept. 30, 1998...Strike Hard, Strike Fast
Sept. 28, 1998...Redemption Song
Sept. 22, 1998...Beware of False Prophets
Sept. 21, 1998...Rock 'n Roll Renewal...and Really Bad Gas
Sept 17, 1998...The Stockdale Question
Sept. 15, 1998...A Broken Spirit and a Humble and Contrite Heart
Sept. 10, 1998...But What I Don't Get I Can't Use
Aug. 28, 1998..."Splendor in the Grass" or "Chasing Any"
Aug. 26, 1998...Cold Rice and a Little Rat Meat
Aug. 25, 1998...That Doggie in the Window
Aug. 21, 1998...A Tale of Two Cities
Aug. 20, 1998...Faking It
Aug. 17, 1998...The Clintonian Reflex
Aug. 14, 1998...Wild Child
Aug. 13, 1998...Through a Glass and Darkly
Aug. 10, 1998...Celebrate Diversity (Quietly)
Aug. 5, 1998...Love is All Around Us
Aug. 3, 1998...Reality Check
Aug. 2, 1998...For Sentimental Reasons
July 29, 1998...A Few Good Men
Aug. 2, 1998...Don't Mess With Jim
July 27, 1998...Drone On
July 27, 1998...A World of Shit
July 27, 1998...The Long and Winding Road
July 16, 1998...Odds and Rear Ends
July 15, 1998...Guilty as Charged
July 9, 1998...A Movable Feast
July 9, 1998...Who am I and Why am I Here?
July 8, 1998...No Soup For You
July 2, 1998...Hot Town, Summer in the City
July 1, 1998...This is the Story of Johnny Rotten
June 26, 1998...Out of the Mouths of Babes
June 24, 1998...Cat Scratch Fever
June 23, 1998...The Angriest Man in Manhattan
June 17, 1998...Because They Can
June 16, 1998...Its Rainin' Men, Hallelujah
June 7, 1998...Sharp Dressed Man
June 3, 1998...Miracle on 52nd Street
June 2, 1998...KY is for Closers
June 1, 1998...Kill Whitey
May 27, 1998...Faded Love
May 25, 1998...Last Wednesday's Love of my Life
May 25, 1998...Summertime, and the Livin' is Easy
May 20, 1998...Here's to the Losers
May 20, 1998...I Smell Sex and Geritol
May 14, 1998...Mea Culpa
May 14, 1998...Fear and Loathing in Fonzi's Office
May 13, 1998...Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve
May 11, 1998...Wide Awake in America
May 8, 1998...Where's the Beef
May 6, 1998...Something Wicked This Way Comes
May 4, 1998...I Don't Ask For Much, I Only Want Your Touch
May 1, 1998...Show Me the Way to Go Home
April 28, 1998...Get Some
April 28, 1998... Smells Like Teen Spirit
April 24, 1998...Love the One You're With
April 23, 1998...Gettin' Jiggy With It
April 17, 1998... Can We Talk?
April 15, 1998...Everything Zen
April 13, 1998...Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens
April 8, 1998...Pulp Non-Fiction
April 7, 1998...Oy, Gevalt
April 3, 1998...Love Stinks
April 1, 1998...Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
March 27, 1998...Spit or Swallow?
March 24, 1998...I Feel That Ice is Slowly Melting
March 21, 1998..Rainy Days and Wednesdays Always Piss Me Off
March 18, 1998...Saturday Night's Alright For Fightin'
March 17, 1998...Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson
March 16, 1998...Be Thou at Peace
March 11, 1998...All the Young Dudes
March 9, 1998...This Used to be Her Town
Feb. 20, 1998...You Can't Handle the Truth
Feb. 19, 1998...Walking on Sunshine
Feb. 14, 1998...Taking the Bull by the Horn
Feb. 10, 1998...I Want a Man With a Slow Hand
Feb. 9, 1998...I Just Wanna Go the Distance
Feb. 6, 1998...You Think I'm Funny? Funny How?
Feb. 3, 1998...How to Win Friends and Influence People
Feb. 3, 1998...Fortunate Son
Jan. 29, 1998...Kentucky Woman She Shines With Her Own Kind of   Light
Jan. 27, 1998...All By Myself
Jan. 27, 1998...We Are the World
Jan. 22, 1998...Don't Judge Me Until You've Walked a Mile in my  Shorts
Jan. 20, 1998...The Energizer Mummy
Jan. 19, 1998...My Venus in Blue Jeans
Jan. 16, 1998...I Woke Last Night to the Sound of Thunder
Jan. 15, 1998...Baba Booey
Jan. 13, 1998...I've Got Some Friends in Low Places
Jan. 9, 1998...Sex, Drugs and Classical Music
Jan. 8, 1998...Come to Where the Flavor Is

Jan. 5, 1998...Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw
Dec. 31, 1997...Rocky Mountain Sigh
Dec. 1997...Midnight in the Garden of Good and Boring
Dec. 23, 1997...The Sound and the Fury
Dec. 22, 1997...Welcome to New York
Dec. 19, 1997...The Path to Hoboken, the Path to Enlightrnment
Dec. 17, 1997...The Spinning Meat Wheel & the Arab-Israeli  conflict
Dec. 15, 1997...Blood on the Streets in the Town of Hoboken
Dec. 12, 1997...Live Girls!!! 25 Cent Peep Show
Dec. 5, 1997...New York State of Mind